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"Man has will, but woman has her way." ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes "Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon." ~ Anonymous "Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they're gone." ~ Lenny Bruce
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1. "I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." —Mitch Hedberg 2. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.".
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1 Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped. 423 0 The ideal man goes home early, doesn't flirt, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't gamble and doesn't exist. 380 0 Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men? 380 0
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8. "By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work 12 hours a day." —Robert Frost. 9. "The road to success is always under construction." —Lily.
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Below are some hilarious and funny quotes about men; take some time, read through and have some cheek-splitting, belly-shaking, light-hearted and genuine laughs at the expense of men. Enjoy. Funny quotes about men 01 "Isn't it funny how men keep using the phrase 'boys will be boys'? When will they be men?"
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44 Funny Quotes About Men Macho does not prove mucho. Zsa Zsa Gabor The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. Jilly Cooper I don't mind men who kiss and tell. I need all the publicity I can get. Ruth Buzzi It's not the men in my life that count; it's the life in my men. Mae West
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"Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from." "I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of rational creatures. None of us want to be in calm waters all our lives." "A man's face is his autobiography.
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26. "The good man is the man who, no matter how morally unworthy he has been, is moving to become better.". — John Dewey. 27. "The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do.
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"The more you get to know a guy, the more you realize how complex and multifaceted they really are." "Every man is like a mystery waiting to be solved, and each layer you peel back reveals a new clue." "Just like peeling back layers of an onion can make you cry, getting to know a guy can be an emotional rollercoaster."
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Here are some rib-tickling funny quotes about men from the inimitable Mae West and Oscar Wilde and a few others. Oscar Wilde "How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?" "Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot."
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270 Copy quote If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher Inspirational, Funny, Wise 122 Copy quote Show source Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. Joseph Conrad Funny, Hilarious, Strong Women 104 Copy quote